Categories
Uncategorized

Capitol riot committee investigating “Marshall Law” plots

Following the revelation of text messages to and from former Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows including one in which unfaithful conspiracy-loving housewife Marjorie Taylor Greene begged him to get the fat former president to institute “Marshall Law” just days before the Biden Inauguration, investigators with the House January 6th Select Committee are looking into how close the Trump Administration came to using emergency presidential powers to remain in power even after the Capitol riot in January 2021, the Washington Post reports.

While there’s no evidence yet of exactly how close Trump came to invoking an emergency, the existence of not one but two December 2020 executive orders drafted to seize voting machines and the unverified but pretty fucking solid hypothesis that the Capitol was deliberately left unguarded on January 6th by the Pentagon as to deprive Trump of the manpower to use unrest as an impetus to declare an insurrection and hijack the vote certification in themselves make it clear such possibilities were not just confined to the wet dreams of QAnon fanboys. Per the Post, more of these unrealized coup steps are coming to the fore with Congressman Scott Perry’s helpful suggestions of how to pull it off appearing in Meadows’ texts. “From an Intel friend: DNI needs to task NSA to immediately seize and begin looking for international far related to Dominion,” Perry, a retired Army pilot and Brigadier General, texted Meadows on November 12th, 2020

New Trump Media and Technolgy Group Director Kash Patel told the Post you libs are drinking too much Blue Kool Aid and it’s total TDS. “President Trump never had any intention to abuse emergency powers, I was completely open with the committee. I have also repeatedly asked the committee to release the transcript from my hearing and look forward to that being shared with the American people,” said the guy Trump was going to appoint as Deputy FBI director and then fire Chris Wray so he would become acting director, before he scored his sweet new gig at Truth Social.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fox News reports new Papist plot to undermine US sovereignty

47 minutes ago

“Episode 5 started with small spatter fountains”

1 hour ago

Mississippi Dem intros “Life Begins at Erection” Act

2 hours ago

Border Patrol ordered to summarily deport asylum claimants

2 hours ago

“A country that lives in forest”

11 hours ago

Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

12 hours ago

New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

15 hours ago

Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

16 hours ago

Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

16 hours ago

House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

18 hours ago

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

18 hours ago

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

19 hours ago

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

20 hours ago

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

21 hours ago

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

21 hours ago

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

21 hours ago

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

21 hours ago

Floridians warned not to eat snow

22 hours ago

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

23 hours ago

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

24 hours ago

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

1 day ago

Why do we need more details?

1 day ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

1 day ago

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

1 day ago

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

1 day ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

1 day ago

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

2 days ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

2 days ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

2 days ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

2 days ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

2 days ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

2 days ago

National security means arresting kids at school

2 days ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

2 days ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

2 days ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

2 days ago

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

2 days ago

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

2 days ago

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

2 days ago

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

3 days ago

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

3 days ago

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

3 days ago

Scorecard 2025

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

3 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

3 days ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

3 days ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

3 days ago

The Oranges of Wrath

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x