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Capitol rioter’s lawyer says client just needed to take a piss, and doing so on the side of the building was not any sort of statement

“Urination Near Capitol: We are not sure where the Government is going with this reference. To the extent that it may be implied that Mr. Peart urinated on the wall of a building as a form of protest, that is simply not true. There were thousands of people in the area. There were a limited number of porta-potties. At some point, Mr. Peart felt an urgent need to urinate, and seeing no facility in proximity, he located some bushes next to a building, concealed himself as best he could and let nature take its course. Other than clarifying that this was not part of a protest, we have no further comment” writes the attorney for Utah Capitol rioter Willard Peart, facing sentencing after pleading guilty in January to a misdemeanor count of parading, demonstrating or picketing in the Capitol.

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