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Fat bastard acts like April 2nd is Bastille Day

“April 2nd is Liberation Day for America, because we will start taking back some of the vast wealth that has been taken from us due to the many weak, incompetent, and perhaps even dishonest politicians who have represented us in the past!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday. If only that were actually true and we got some action at our own Place de la Révolution.

Meanwhile the New York Times reports that Fat Robespierre told the CEOs of the Big Three they need to “buckle up” and deal with it come the 2nd, that he will fuck up their supply chains.

And in more Truth Social posts, Donald also appointed moron hick Tommy Tuberville, small-faced freak Charlie Kirk, and Senator David McCormick’s wife Dina Powell to the Air Force Academy board, short guy Sean Spicer, former co-defendant Walt Nauta, Ronny “Dr Feelgood” Jackson, Wisconsin MAGA Congressman “Derek Van Order” [it’s “Van Orden,” fucking idiot spelled his name wrong], and Senator Tim Sheehy to the Naval Academy Board, and QAnon freak traitor Mike Flynn, MAGA Texas Congressman Wesley Hunt, and Steve’s daughter Maureen Bannon to the West Point board.

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