Birth Announcement

“Alva, Oklahoma:  The family of William Enos Martin are pleased to announce the birth of his grand-niece/daughter, who will be identified as his daughter, Britney Cher Martin, on Friday the 17th.  The baby and her mother, her sister Chastity Babe Martin are both healthy even though the earthen vessel had just recovered from the chickenpox.  William Enos has been unable to see his new daughter because he is currently incarcerated at Crabtree Correction Center pending his trial for rape and corruption of a minor for the incident in which Britney Cher was conceived, he claimed.  Upon learning of their daughter’s pregnancy, Chastity’s parents, William Enos’s sister and brother, demanded she marry the father of the baby so the child is born in a Christian way.

“Because Chastity will be unable to return to school because the school board will not permit an unclean girl on school property, she will be unable to complete the eighth grade and will have to get a two jobs to pay for her and her child, which she could not put up for adoption because the baby’s uncle-daddy would not give his permission.  As a 14-year-old, however, she cannot legally work for another two years, so she has set up a GoFundMe page (set up here) to pay for her living and medical expenses because her Christian parents kicked her out of the house for dressing like a strumpet and seducing her uncle, now husband.  With no social services available in the state of Oklahoma, you can give her and her baby donations directly under the Curtis Street overpass.”