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Alabama authorities led by white Lauderdale County Sheriff Rick Singleton have issued a warant for the arrest of white corrections officer Vicky White, 56, on suspicion she absconded with white accused murderer Casey White, 38 (reportedly no relation, but it is Alabama), CBS News reports.

The white corrections officer White was driving the white suspected killer White from Lauderdale County Detention Center in Florence, Alabama to a mental health evaluation at the local courthouse with a practitioner that may or may not be white. But probably would have been, had the appointment actually been on the schedule. Instead Vicky White appears to have lied about her reason for driving Casey White out of the jailhouse, violated department policy by driving alone with him, and ditched her department vehicle in a nearby shopping center parking lot. As such it would appear more likely than not that the white criminal seduced the white corrections officer into becoming a willing participant in his flight, thus the all points bulletin for both Caucasians.

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