Tuesday saw two Trump Organization losses against Dem Attorneys General: In the first, the Donald settled with DC AG Karl Racine for $750,000 over his 2017 inauguration paying excessive amounts to the Trump DC hotel during the festivities at the dawn of his white nationalist regime.

“Given the impending sale of The Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C., and with absolutely no admission of liability or guilt, we have reached a settlement to end all litigation with Democrat Attorney General Racine. This was yet another example of weaponizing Law Enforcement against the Republican Party and, in particular, the former President of the United States. So bad for our Country!” said Fatboy, not realizing paying the settlement itself is an admission of wrongdoing.

Separately in New York, the Donald lost an appeal Tuesday of the contempt order in the New York Attorney General’s civil case against his corrupt business, racking up fines of $10,000 per day until he turns over the documents subpoenaed. In a statement headlined “Statement by 45th President Donald J. Trump on Racist Attorney General Letitia James’ Continued Harassment” the fat bastard screamed “After handing over millions of pages of documents, perhaps more than any person or entity has ever given before, there is nothing that can be done to satisfy the racist Attorney General of New York State, failed Gubernatorial candidate Letitia James, or the New York State Courts which are biased, unyielding, and totally unfair. With rampant and record setting crime, a 42.8% increase over last year was just announced, and every other unimaginable problem, no wonder everyone is leaving the State, including businesses left and right” and so on and so forth.