Legally blind former computer repair shop owner John Paul Mac Issac, a Trump fan who doesn’t know who actually dropped off the laptop purported to be owned by Hunter Biden because he couldn’t see the person, and didn’t do anything like have the person sign a work order or leave a credit card number to pay for the repair, on which were the emails he simply handed over to Rudy Giuliani like any ethical small business owner would, who shut his repair shop down because who the hell knows after the 2020 election, filed a defamation suit Tuesday against Congressman Adam Schiff, CNN, the Daily Beast, and Politico because they questioned if the asshole might’ve had some suspect motivations in the failed “October Surprise” attempt, the New York Post reports.

Our understanding is that the laptop was never actually owned by Hunter Biden, and only some of the emails it contains were written or received by him, hacked from his account and mixed in with thousands more faked ones and planted on the laptop. Some scumbag fixer working for Rudy and Steve Bannon left it at Isaac’s shop in early 2019, around the same time Rudy and John Solomon were “investigating” Hunter’s work in Ukraine. The whole thing was a hit job designed to torpedo Joe Biden’s candidacy at a time when early polls showed the former VP to be by far the biggest threat to Trump in the 2020 election, and the laptop was supposed to “discovered” after the Ukrainian government would announce an investigation into the Bidens. Problem was that Volodymyr Zelensky had just been elected and was a less than reliable partner to Team MAGA, and his administration announced in May 2019 that Hunter Biden didn’t commit any crimes there.

So Trump moved on to Plan B, which was withholding military aid to Ukraine unless Zelensky announced an investigation into the Bidens and we all know how that turned out for him. Then in October 2020, the laptop magically resurfaced in a last-ditch attempt by Rudy, Bannon, Rupert Murdoch, and Trump to fuck over Biden just weeks before the election. That failed too, hilariously, not least of which was because Isaac couldn’t even get his story straight when asked exactly how he handled the supposedly explosive laptop. But yeah, he’s going to kick some ass against Schiff and the biased libtard media. They’ll be sorry they ever messed with him. Just ask Twitter.