Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt and Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry have combined their legal superpowers to take on the Biden Administration for colluding with “Big Tech” to suppress the Hunter Biden laptop and other stories, Fox News reports in an article that’s labeled “exclusive” because the Jewish woke communist tech companies and the gay socialist progressive lamestream media colluded with the Democratic Party to suppress it, or something like that.

The defendants Nina Jankowicz, the head of the Homeland Security Department’s new Disinformation Governance Board – which Fox News characterizes as having “received severe backlash from both Democratic and Republican lawmakers for limiting free speech” – Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, Anthony Fauci, the CDC, now former White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy, and Director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency Jen Easterly are alleged by Schmitt and Landry to have “coerced, threatened, and pressured social media platforms to censor disfavored speakers and viewpoints by using threats of adverse government action,” on COVID-19 misinformation, the Hunter Biden laptop, mail-in voting, and probably Disney too. Might as well fucking throw them in.

In related news, National Zero seeks pro-bono counsel to prepare a federal civil complaint against Fox News for when this Schmitt-Landry lawsuit dies its inevitable death (with prejudice), alleging that they colluded with those two cocksuckers to suppress the news of its dismissal. We think we’ll have a solid case. Must use the word “cocksuckers” to refer to the attorneys general in the complaint. We’ll go halfsies on the $10 billion judgment when – not if – we win against them.