LGB Coin price unaffected by crypto crash since it was already shit

All the crypto douchebags are freaking out because something something invested way too much money in stupid digital fiat currency backed entirely by hype, even gold and diamonds have real world industrial applications so what the fuck is crypto’s use besides pretend money something something but the crypto douchebags who made “Let’s Go Brandon Coin” and invested in it don’t really have to worry about that stuff. They were completely screwed weeks ago. Seriously, if you bought $10,000 LGB Coin when it first launched in November 2021, your investment would be worth $9 today. You could’ve spent the same amount on a used Hyundai and it would depreciated less than that. Hell you might’ve even turned a small profit reselling it with car prices these days.

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