Available for a minimum donation of $45 to Save America Joint Fundraising Committee, the newest official Trump-branded purity t-shirt is an incredibly strong symbol of commitment to chastity among true believers in the power of ULTRAMAGA. Adult virgins and adult spiritual virgins alike can wear it to display their faith and dedication to abstaining from sexual intercourse. Far more conspicuous than a simple purity ring, the ULTRAMAGA t-shirt signals “Do not fuck this person, ever” loud and clear to other adults. “I will remain pure indefinitely. I am not waiting for the right person because I will never find one while wearing this,” says the ULTRAMAGA t-shirt purity pledge, regardless of whether or not the wearer even knows it. That’s what true faith in Trump looks like