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Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

National Park Service officials tell WUSA9 anchor Simone De Alba that, at the request of convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s Inaugural Committee, the jumbotrons that would’ve broadcast a feed of his safe and warm swearing-in ceremony inside the rotunda have been taken down.

De Alba did not provide specifics on why. However it’s easy to imagine that the fat fuck doesn’t want ANY of his fans there outside the Capitol because providing them with such a half-measure would be an invitation, one that would only be answered by maybe a few more of the same number of hardcore fanboys and girls that are still going to show up Monday morning. This way at least Trump’s minions can say the cultists showed up 100 percent of their own volition and were not prompted to by anything on his end. Which in turn lets them disown the no doubt abysmal turnout.

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