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Villages alligator not taking bait

A bait trap set by an alligator “expert” in the Villages, Florida has so far proved unsuccessful in capturing one of the vicious aquatic reptiles from the pond across from the pool and postal station on Canal Street in the Village of Bonita, Villages-News.com reports. The alligator is wanted by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission in the Wednesday murder of a local dog whose partially eaten corpse is still floating in the pond as of Friday. FWC has deemed the alligator a “nuisance”, meaning it is subject to summary execution upon capture. It is unknown what will become of the meat if/when the beast is disposed of. Villages residents are advised to treat any excessively discounted Applebee’s or Chili’s “all white meat” boneless buffalo wings with caution.

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