Donald Trump’s rallies are getting smaller, and his list of guest stars is worse than the “celebrity” performers on Dancing with the Stars. When you’re top two appearances are from your son and his step-Oedipal complex. But I’m sure wannabe presidential candidate Mike Pompeo will be a uplifting and rousnnnooooorrrreeeeeee. Oh, and the site for the June 18th event in Memphis is the Landers Center, a 8,400 seat arena–maximum capacity of 10,000 people–so I’m sure Trump will claim to 30,000 people there.