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A Tucker doubleheader in which he immediately disproves something he asserts to be true, “it just is”

“You’ve heard a lot about the Great Replacement Theory.  It’s everywhere in the last two days, and we’re still not sure exactly what it is,” abashed white nationalist and Hungarian Is For Lovers pitchman Tucker Carlson said on his Fox show, claiming complete ignorance about its very meaning.  “Here’s what we do know for a fact,” Carlson continues, signaling in his characteristic way that what he’s about to say is not, in fact, a fact.  “There’s a strong political component to the Democratic Party’s immigration policy.  We’re not guessing this.  [Yes, he is.  And who’s “we”?]. We know this [Only true in Tucker’s brain cell.] and we know it because they have said so.  They’ve said it again, and again, and again.  [Who is “they” and what have they said again, and again, and again?]  They’ve written books on it.  [So show one.]  And monographs.  [“Monographs”?  What kind of pretentious twat uses the word “monographs” instead of studies or papers?] And magazine articles!  They’ve bragged about it endlessly.  They talk about it on cable news constantly.  [The only one who talks about it constantly is Tucker Carlson.  The only network where it’s seriously discussed is Fox.] And they say, out loud, we are doing this because it helps us to win elections.  [No Democratic politician has said shit about The Great Replacement being a Party directive, and no one–other than Tucker–is talking about it constantly.]. It’s not something they’ve said once.  It’s something they’ve gloated about again, and again, and again [Again with the “again, and again, and again,” Tucker?  Get a new writer.] and we think that’s wrong, and in case you doubt us, here they are.”  He then cuts to a clip from Barack Obama.  No… no… from Joe Biden!  No… no.  He cuts to a clip of…. [checks notes]…. Joe Scarborough.

But remember Tucker saying he doesn’t know anything about The Great Replacement Theory, because about two minutes later he said:

“The Great Replacement Theory is coming from the Left,” because Joe Scarborough claimed the border counties in Texas would be swinging Democratic because of the influx of immigrants.  In fact–as Tucker himself notes–those counties went Red in the last election, so The Great Replacement Theory that Tucker actually does proselytize, is bunk.

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