Utah hunting guide Wade Lemon is facing five years in prison for helping make the then-President of the United States’s son Don Jr feel like a man when he baited a bear trap so the idiot could shoot it during a hunt in 2018, the Salt Lake Tribune reports. The Utah Department of Natural Resources doesn’t name Don Jr in the criminal affidavit, so it’s unlikely he’ll ever face any charges, but of course Republican Davis County, Utah ass-kisser district attorney says the cokehead moron “was actually a victim and a now a possible witness in a fraudulent scheme to lead the hunter to believe it was actually a legitimate Wild West hunting situation.” Lemon is apparently dead to rights in the case, as he apparently left a trail camera labeled “Wade Lemon Hunting” – with his own goddamned phone number on it – pointed at a “a pile of grain, oil and pastries” on the day in question.