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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

4 hours ago

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Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

5 hours ago

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“Incensed by the dissent”

6 hours ago

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You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

16 hours ago

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Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

18 hours ago

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Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

22 hours ago

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Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

23 hours ago

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Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

1 day ago

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McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

1 day ago

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Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

1 day ago

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“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

1 day ago

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Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

1 day ago

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“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

2 days ago

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Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

2 days ago

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Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

2 days ago

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Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

2 days ago

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Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

2 days ago

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Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

2 days ago

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Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

2 days ago

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Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

2 days ago

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MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

2 days ago

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Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

2 days ago

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Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

3 days ago

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White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

3 days ago

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Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

3 days ago

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Birthday loser whines over his best bud ruining the day

3 days ago

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Swiss right wing on track to lose population cap referendum

3 days ago

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Hahahahaha! Good one Greg!

4 days ago

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Regime has to “certify” Trump removal from JFK center by noon

4 days ago

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Senate Republicans “assuming” Trump will spend on Paxton

4 days ago

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Texas GOP symbol non-symbolically pisses on convention floor

5 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Kennedy Center Denazification underway

5 days ago

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Judge taps out of blocking White House UFC fight

5 days ago

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White House Axios Secretary Barak Ravid gives Trump-Iran update

5 days ago

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“Void” is catchier than “expunge”: Luna’s intra-cranial focus group

5 days ago

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Dan Sullivan banned from ballot in Alaska

5 days ago

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Orange Tyrant screams at Iranians for “leaking” to “fake news”

5 days ago

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Randy Fine laments Ammonites’ rejection of the Orange Yahweh

5 days ago

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K$H sics agents on Ohio voter rights organization

5 days ago

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“The aluminum chassis, while almost identical, has holes that are machined with a slightly different pattern”: Trump T1 necropsy

5 days ago

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Newsmax reports DOGE cutting gay trans fly breeding program

5 days ago

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Majority of Evangelicals oppose war in Iran: Reuters/Ipsos poll

5 days ago

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Kennedy Center puppet board seeks stay of Trump name removal

5 days ago

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Mediocre white guys slapfighting on Twitter again

5 days ago

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Regime plans lame duck “expunge” of Trump impeachments: WSJ

6 days ago

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“President Donald Trump grew furious this week”

6 days ago

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New York Post reports Nazi-curious degenerate unfit for office

6 days ago

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Federal judge finds Ken Paxton sued ActBlue to retaliate against them for funding Dem campaigns to public office, tosses case

6 days ago

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Mysterious “8647” crop circles appear on National Mall

6 days ago

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