Cokehead moron Donald Trump Jr is warning malevolent razorback Elise Stefanik to back the hell off of Tucker Carlson’s son Buckley – an aide to MAGA Congressman Jim Banks – in some internecine power struggle among the House GOP, Politico reports. The article itself is obviously the product of a warning shot leak at Stefanik and, while it doesn’t make any mention of Buckley having gotten a college recommendation letter from Hunter Biden back in 2014, the implication is pretty clear: Stefanik wants to use that to hint that Banks, her rival for the House GOP Whip post should they take majority next year, is somehow compromised because Hunter bad.

For his part Tucker is no fan of Stefanik, calling her and Kevin McCarthy “puppets of the Democrats” on his show last month. No reason was apparent at the time, but it would seem quite possible now in retrospect that the Hunter Biden “liability” for Buckley Carlson and – by extension – Jim Banks was what drove Tucker to go after her. They’re all irredeemable assholes, but it’s still funny to see Republicans deploying the same bullshit half-truths and thinnest of threads they use on Democrats to knife each other inside the MAGA Reich. Who gives a fuck if Tucker asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation for Buckley eight years ago? It makes Tucker look like the weasel he is, sure, but what the hell does it have to do with Jim Banks? So what if he hired the kid?

The Hunter recommendation is an even dumber “liability” than the campaign donation former Trump aide and New Hampshire US House candidate Matt Mowers took from the New Jersey GOP guy who opposed the “legitimate political discourse” resolution at the RNC meeting back in February. That Mowers would accept $1,000 from a GOP official from his home state before the official, Bill Palatucci, complained correctly about that batshit resolution and over the party spending millions on Trump’s legal defense was touted as evidence that Mowers is a RINO to his rival fellow former Trump aide, 24 year old Karoline Leavitt. Who comes up with this shit?

Don’t they have any real dirt on each other? Or is it that they do, but they know MAGA voters don’t care about things like corruption and personal degeneracy so they just go with whatever makes them look “disloyal” to Trump? How many more of these obnoxious rhetorical questions can we add without sounding like Tucker Carlson ourselves? A dozen? Two dozen?