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Total shithole state now has three confirmed cases of monkeypox

Three cases of really gross skin disease monkeypox have been confirmed in Florida, another sign that Gov Ron DeSantis is not up to the job, the South Florida Sun Sentinel reports. It happened on his watch, so he’s responsible. DeSantis was too busy making shit up about Disney and secretly planning to arrest former President Trump to pay attention to public health and sanitation. That reptile-infested hellhole is getting worse every day that he’s been in charge. His policies let this happen. Enough is enough, Florida needs to elect a taller, monkeypox-free governor in November.

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