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Caravan-a-mania sweeps Fox News again!

Watch out Caucasians! There’s a horde of brown people headed towards the Southern Border! You should vote Republican because those Spanish speakers might want to come take your job cleaning toilets in an office building, washing dishes in a 105 degree restaurant kitchen, picking strawberries for 14 hours a day, ripping the feathers off of dead chickens in a poultry plant, or lugging paving stones from a truck into some rich asshole’s backyard! That doesn’t actually need to make sense, just vote Republican! There’s thousands of them, many wearing fresh t-shirts that say “Let us in Joe and Kamala” and nobody knows who the hell gave them those shirts but Fox News sure as fuck isn’t asking! Nor are their viewers asking why the caravans suddenly disappeared from Fox News’s programming the day after the 2018 Midterms only to magically reappear in June 2022!

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