A leftist patriot gun owner, apparently planning to freshen the tree of liberty with the blood of a tyrant, was arrested Wednesday morning outside the home of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, the Washington Post reports. The unidentified Californian bald eagle lover reportedly traveled to DC, motivated by the recently leaked draft opinion overturning Roe v Wade, as well recent mass shootings taking dozens of innocent lives over the past few weeks while the GOP does nothing, in his quest to go 1776 on Kav’s pasty white ass. Because Freedom motherfucker.

“We have a Second Amendment in this country, and I think we have an obligation to use it… to maintain an armed rebellion against the government if that becomes necessary,” said Congressman Matt Gaetz. The quote wasn’t for this story, it was actually to a crowd of his fans last year, but we’re going to use it here anyway because we don’t have any immediate reactions yet on Wednesday from Republicans to this leftist pro-abortion California guy getting arrested.

“When leaders refuse to hold themselves accountable, over time people revolt… the people in charge need to acknowledge their mistakes – or else the consequences will be awful,” said Fox News opinion host Tucker Carlson last August. Same thing. It’s a good take for this story.

“Ultimately, the truth is it’s our Second Amendment rights, our right to bear arms, that protects Americans and gives us the ability to defend ourselves from a tyrannical government,” said Marjorie Taylor Greene in January. That was about Stacey Abrams, but again, it’s great to use here.