Fat former President Trump is inquiring about holding his 2024 campaign launch soon, complete with a noisy fireworks display, right near the Florida governor’s mansion in Tallahassee, Rolling Stone reports on a painfully obvious dick-wagging move at emerging GOP nomination rival Governor Ron DeSantis, whom Donald has recently become increasingly obsessed with.
“One time that he did bring up the Florida scenario was quickly followed by him commenting on how terrible DeSantis was at public speaking and commanding an audience… lacking in so much charisma and he’s so boring that Florida Republicans would leave Ron immediately for Trump,” said a source on the Orange Tyrant’s designs, adding he considers DeSantis to be “very overrated!”