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Walmart drops MyPillow from stores

Allegedly “former” crackhead Mike Lindell told a right wing podcast douchebag Thursday that Walmart has dropped his company MyPillow’s product from their store shelves, RSBN reports.

“MyPillow just got canceled by – everybody wait on it, wait on it – it rhymes with Walmart… We have been with Walmart ten years everybody… when we went into Walmart as an ‘As seen on TV’ product – I want everyone to understand how Walmart works… it has maybe a three- or four-month shelf life, and then it dies, typically, because the commercials can’t make it that long. We were able to get the price down to $49.88,” Lindell ranted. “I gave them a cheaper price point.”

Walmart would not confirm to the Daily Beast’s Zach Petrizzo on whether or not they had indeed halted sales of MyPillow products, but it’s not really the kind of thing Lindell would lie or necessarily be deluded about. The timing is weird however, considering it was after the Capitol riot when other major retailers including Kohl’s and Bed Bath & Beyond dropped MyPillow and Lindell’s batshittery has more or less been under our radar lately. Then again maybe it wasn’t Lindell being peak Lindell so much as MyPillow a shitty product that wasn’t moving as much for Walmart as it used to.

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