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Surprise! Ivanka wasn’t “checked out”, told film crew she was all in on “Stop the Steal” in footage shot in mid-December 2020

Footage shot by British documentary filmmaker Alex Holder on December 10th, 2020 and viewed by the New York Times on Tuesday shows Ivanka Trump telling the cameras she wanted the Orange God Emperor to “continue to fight until every legal remedy is exhausted” because his fans were questioning “the sanctity of our elections,” directly contradicting her testimony to the House January 6th Select Committee in which she told investigators she agreed with former Attorney General Bill Barr’s public assessment that there was no fraud in the election just nine days prior, saying “I respect Attorney General Barr so I accepted what he said.”

It’s obviously not something that rises to perjury, nor is it any real surprise that Ivanka Trump would say one thing on camera and then something else under oath. It certainly won’t mean shit to the fanboys who stopped caring a long time ago about defending the dishonesty shoveled on them by the Trump Regime. A certain point came and went very early on in the Trump years in which they decided to stop giving a fuck and even begin enjoying it, probably having subconsciously reasoned that owning the libs was far more important than basic decency and humility.

After all, to them Trump speaks to a “higher truth” that absolute power is all that matters when you’re some jobless hick on public benefits, an obese 32 year old basement-dwelling virgin obsessed with anime porn about hybrid cat-human schoolgirls, a deeply racist upper middle class small business owner who spends an inordinate amount of time and money on lawn maintenance, an Evangelical preacher that loves Israel but hates Jews, some techno-libertarian wiener with lots of opinions about the constitutional legitimacy of the Federal Reserve Bank, or whatever else in between that imbued you with a insatiable thirst for some agency against a culture and economy that want nothing to do with you and just wish you would fuck off and die already.

Nothing’s going to change that, though it would be nice to see them at least admit to themselves and each other that Ivanka Trump is a rich girl from New York with perfect skin and beautiful hair married to a pencil-neck Orthodox Jewish billionaire real estate heir pansy and she’s never ever going to fuck any of them, ever, so why don’t they resent her too while they’re at it.

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