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BREAKING: Eric Holder convicted of murder

Eric Holder has been Fast and Furiously convicted of murder! He’s going to prison for the rest of his life for his gun crime! Isn’t that awesome for Republicans?!? They hate that fucker! And they’ll hate National Zero even more for clickbaiting them with this headline because it isn’t former Obama Attorney General Eric Himpton Holder Jr going down for his “crimes” but some gangbanger asshole Eric Ronald Holder Jr for the 2019 shooting death of Los Angeles rapper Nipsey Hussle. Lolz.

The not-former-AG Holder was reportedly angry at being accused by Hussle, whose real name is Airmiess Joseph Asghedom, of being a snitch. After an argument at the store earlier in the day, Holder returned to the store and shot Hussle ten times while he stood in front of the store. Holder was convicted of one count of first degree-murder and two counts of attempted first-degree murder for wounding two people who were standing with Hussle when Holder opened fire.

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