“So, I get a lot of questions about people traveling the world, and I, ’cause I’ve been to 84 countries, I can steer you into good places and tell you if you get ripped off. I get questions about consumer problems, s–, somebody’s contractor is doing a, and then I can steer them. I get financial questions–I cannot give financial or medical advice–but I can tell you what I would do. Alright, so life is complicated. For a concierge membership on BillOReilly.com, you have ME to answer your questions which we do within 24 hours. I mean, it’s pretty amazing, so you might want to think about it.”
So for just $94.95 per year, you can have Bill O’Reilly tell you how to save and invest your money, and his advice will certainly include learning from books, written by… oh, this is interesting… written by Bill O’Reilly. And O’Reilly–who’s not a lawyer, doctor, financial advisor, physician, accountant, electrician, chef, steelworker or dog groomer, but he is an (alleged) experienced adulterer, spousal abuser and falafel fanatic–can give you expert advice on all those subjects. And who wouldn’t want to know where Bill O’Reilly went to dinner in Marseille, because “working man’s pundit” Bill O’Reilly went to a place you couldn’t afford on six months’ wages?