Dominion Voting Systems have subpoenaed former Attorney General Fred Flintstone Bill Barr in their yabba-dabba-defamation suit against Fox News, looking to have Trump’s former top lawman help turn old dinosaur Rupert Murdoch’s defense team’s case into rubble, ABC News reports.
Some of the Fruity Pebbles employed by Fox News, like Lou Dobbs and Maria Bartiromo, famously propagated quite a lot of yabba-dabba-disinformation about Dominion, so here’s hoping the former AG’s bare caveman feet move extra fast in propelling his comical wood and stone car down to wherever this deposition’s going to be held. Crotchety old Murdoch’s going to need a lot of that sweet chemical Flintstones™ Kids daily multivitamin flavor to erase the taste of defeat.