A heatwave in Scotland, with temperatures in excess of 30 degrees C, which is probably pretty hot when you translate it to real degrees, has forced the government to issue an advisory asking their citizens to forego their cherished national pastime: excessive consumption of alcohol, The Scotsman reports. “When temperatures increase, it’s important to monitor forecasts and follow public health advice, including drinking plenty of fluids and avoiding excess alcohol,” said Scottish Justice Minister Keith Brown, who did not say how many liters of whiskey counts “excess.”
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