Various sources are reporting that Sundae (Hahaha! Isn’t that clever?! We intentionally misspelled the day of the week!) is National Ice Cream Day, a celebration of the frozen dairy dessert food. It’s not clear if ice cream was invented on July 17th or if it was some other significant moment in ice cream history. But just for the hell of it, let’s assume that President Joe Biden and/or Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi declared it National Ice Cream Day to troll the right wing fanboys and their obsession with the two Dem leaders’ publicly documented love of the frozen dessert, even if the “holiday” is probably just the brainchild of some marketing jerkoff who works for an industry group.
No reason we can’t also connect it to some bizarre conspiracy, that Biden and Pelosi will declare martial law. We’ll say “I scream, you scream, we all scream in terror at Soros-FEMA troops rounding Christians up to be interned in Walmart parking lots,” where they’ll all be forced to eat Ben and Jerry’s vegan “frozen dessert” three meals a day in between their daily COVID booster shoots.
Ah maybe this is too silly or farfetched even for QAnon fans. It’s not like National Popcorn Day on January 19th, which in 2021 they took to mean that Trump was declaring martial law arresting all of his enemies, and (obviously) would not be leaving office the next day – which would be entertaining and popcorn-worthy to them. “Popcorn ready and wow the energy. It’s something to be awake!!! Thank God we are ‘awake’. Our purpose,” wrote one QAnon enthusiast on Telegram.