The fruitcakey “Harriet the Spy” wannabes in the King County, Washington Republican Party have formed their own little top secret mystery detective unit to catch those sneaky election cheaters, placing signs saying “THIS BALLOT DROP BOX IS UNDER SURVEILLANCE” next to the county’s ballot boxes, the Seattle Times reports. This is another one of those times where we have to breeze past the normal takeaway – like yes, it might rise to criminal voter intimidation or it might not, that’s up to the district attorney – and ask the question these wieners should be asking themselves.
Assume they’re not lying about the drop boxes being under surveillance (they probably are, because signs are cheaper). Assume they really have a hidden camera installed in a tree across the street or whatever. Why are they warning these “mules” or whoever the fuck they think is cheating that they’re under surveillance? Wouldn’t it be better to actually catch a “mule” with incontrovertible photographic evidence of ballot tampering, have them arrested, and force them to flip on Soros and Hillary and the Rothschilds? How is deterrence the better option here? Do FBI agents posing as 12 year old boys on Instagram tell middle-aged male Republican state legislators that their conversations are under surveillance? No, they freaking catch them in the act. Dumbasses.