House Republican says GOP helping ChiComs by opposing CHIPS

Announcing he was voting yes on the CHIPS bill, House Foreign Affairs Committee ranking member Congressman Michael McCaul tried to entice his fellow Republicans on voting aye to stick it to ChiComs on Thursday, telling them “Guess who came out today, strongly opposed to the CHIPS bill? The Chinese Communist Party. If you want to know who hates this bill, who lobbies against it, the Chinese Communist Party. Why? Because they know it’ll help us compete against them”

Pro-ChiCom BDSM fetishist Steve Scalise started whipping his floor-licking subs against the bill Wednesday after Senator Joe Manchin betrayed his fellow Republicans by announcing his support for the Biden-AOC Socialist Takeover of America and Pronoun Reassignment Act of 2022 or whatever it’s called now. It’s not clear why Scalise can’t just whip and paddle Senator Lindsey Graham’s bare buttocks instead, as he’s known to pay good money for such forbidden pleasures.

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