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Justice Department subpoenas RNC “election integrity” gauleiter

The grand jury investigating the failed Trump 2020 coup have subpoenaed MAGA lawyer Josh Findlay, the director of the Republican National Committee’s “election integrity” Schutzstaffel, along with three more witnesses to the fake electoral college vote scam – two in Arizona and one in Georgia, Politico reports. Findlay had worked for the Trump 2020 campaign and along with the other three witnesses will be subjected to a rigorous colonoscopy of all communications with Trump minions from October 2020 through January 2021 pursuant to the subpoena.

Upon launching the “election integrity” unit, Findlay had proclaimed the RNC would “train and build the largest, most well-prepared election integrity organization in the history of the Republican Party,” and that the goal was “to recruit and train and place volunteers to watch every aspect of every election to make sure that Democrats aren’t committing fraud, that election administrators are not abusing their position, and just to make sure that there’s no mistake in what’s happening across the board,” even though he obviously was party to a failed attempt to submit fraudulent votes to the electoral college. What a fine picture of the cowardice and unmanliness of MAGA.

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