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Apparently, Alex Jones doesn’t have a camera with a macro lens, but he’s happy to share photos of his naked wife

In his first public broadcast since he was ordered to pay more than $40 million in punitive damages to the survivors of a 6-year-old murder victim at Sandy Hook Elementary School, conspiracy theorist and troll who wants to be a real man Alex Jones makes some peculiar claims about evidence from his cell phone that was turned over to the plaintiffs by his attorneys.

…and of course, where’s the crack pipes, where’s the whores,” Jones goes on, without mentioning the reported child pornography that was turned over during earlier proceedings.  “Sorry… there was a photo that I sent my wife of her naked.  Okay, they got that.  So–my wife looks pretty good–alright, so the point is, is that, there’s one naked picture of my wife in there, so that’s what they’ve got, and it’s just… no dick pics, no nothing.  So, so, so, so wha- wha- I mean, I’m a hard workin’ guy, guys, I’m like runnin’ around party-time here, wa-, I wish I was, but that’s what’s so insane about this, is they tell you that and they act like that, oh, January 6th has got it….

Why would Jones send his wife a naked picture of herself?  And the embarrassing things in his text messages was evidence that he committed perjury in not just the case recently closed in Austin, but in various other lawsuits brought on by Jones defaming the families of children and teachers killed in Sandy Hook.

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