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MAGA Land erupts like a volcano of impotent rage over FBI raid

You know it’s a bad day in MAGA Land when we can do a full roundup of reactions to a major story rather than just one. And this is definitely a far worse day for them than just Derek Chauvin getting convicted for the murder of George Floyd and that Nazi woman losing the election in France:

“The Day Democracy officially died in the USA!” – The current top comment on the TownHall article.

“A president who got 81 million votes would not do this to his opponent. One who stole an election would” – Top comment on one of at least eight Breitbart articles about the raid.

“Funny how the FBI didn’t raid Hunter’s apartment or look into Pelosi’s stock trading” – Part of the current top comment on one of the five and counting Gateway Pundit articles about the raid.

“CIVIL WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED!” – Top comment on “We Love Trump” (yeah, seriously).

“This is full blown authoritarian ? You wanted this lefties. It won’t end well for anyone” – Top comment on the American Greatness article about Trump’s meltdown over the raid.

“This is an unprecedented attack by a sitting president against his future opponent. Even the most moronic democrat needs to wake up and see what harm modern democrats are doing to our country. Anyone who’s ever voted democrat, hang your head in shame. grooming, tax and spend, big tech, media censoring, crook electing, party of victimhood” – PJ Media top comment.

That last one is particularly rich, and not just because of the “media censoring, crook electing, party of victimhood” shit which is risible enough on its own. The “unprecedented attack by a sitting president against his future opponent” already happened three years ago when Trump tried to torpedo Biden’s candidacy by withholding aid to Ukraine to get them to announce a fake investigation into Hunter Biden. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind, you crybaby motherfuckers.

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