Categories
Uncategorized

List of the kind of stuff that happens in Third World countries

🇷🇺 In Russia, Putin’s goons on Wednesday raided the home of Marina Ovsyannikova, the former TV journalist who protested the Ukraine war on air in March. Probably to plant evidence of a crime.

?? In Pakistan, Shahbaz Gill, an ally of former President Imran Khan was arrested and a TV station taken off the air Tuesday for broadcasting Gill’s allegedly “seditious” comments about the country’s army. Not really clear which side is less evil here since Khan is a scumbag too.

?? In Uganda, authorities last week banned an LGBTQ rights group “with immediate effect”, saying they hadn’t filled out all the required registration paperwork to operate as a legal entity.

?? In Myanmar, Japanese journalist Toru Kubota faces a lengthy prison sentence on fake visa violation charges after his arrest last week while covering a protest against the ruling junta.

?? In Venezuela, right wing opposition leader Juan Requesens was sentenced to eight years in prison last week for his alleged involvement in a 2018 assassination attempt on dictator Nicholas Maduro, rasing the important question of the hell the guy only got eight years and not death.

?? In Saudi Arabia, Egyptian TikTok influencer Tala Safwan was arrested last week for a video containing “sexually suggestive content,” when she joked about having a guy come over for sex.

?? In the United States, a (mostly) First World country, the home of fat former President Trump was raided Monday by federal law enforcement agents executing a search warrant over suspicion that Trump had stolen classified documents from the White House as he left office in disgrace in January 2021. The search warrant was approved by United States Attorney General Merrick Garland, who was confirmed to his position by the United States Senate in 2021 by a vote of 70 to 30, FBI Director Christopher Wray who was confirmed to his position by the United States Senate in 2017 by a vote of 92 to 5, and US Magistrate Judge Bruce Reinhart who was confirmed by a panel of federal judges in 2018. There have yet to be any credible accusations of malfeasance or abuse raised over the warrant’s approval and execution, just lots of bitching from his fans invoking “Third World nations” in their wails. They can go fuck themselves.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

US retail sales plummeted in July

37 minutes ago

Netanyahu thirsty for Trump endorsement

2 hours ago

Man in robot alien trash can costume sort of concedes to Nazi

4 hours ago

Brown 53 – Husted 45 in Ohio: Fox News poll

5 hours ago

Internet more fragile than previously thought

14 hours ago

Iran targeting Republican vote supply: Fox and Friends

1 day ago

Rat flees sinking ship: Karoline quits White House

2 days ago

Fuhrerbunker rant decidedly more unhinged than previous one

2 days ago

Maryland kids exposed to rabies after playing with sickened bat

2 days ago

Fox News still has yet to report she lost

2 days ago

ICE buying electrified gloves to zap victims on demand

2 days ago

Please remember this meaningless bullshit in November

3 days ago

RNC finds roles for those too violent, unstable for ICE employment

3 days ago

Team Orange batting the subpoena hatches down hard

3 days ago

TMTG posts negative $238 million earnings in Q2 2026

3 days ago

Cowardly bitch-ass president flew out of Turkey on decoy plane

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump uncures childhood diseases

4 days ago

Orange God Emperor demands Iran pay him reparations

4 days ago

Colombia hit with 7.4-magnitude earthquake, killing at least 20

4 days ago

Fox couchman almost mad at reporter for bringing the bad news

4 days ago

Hormuz never returning to pre-war condition: Iranian MP

4 days ago

“Black and Brown Voters” expert shares inside analysis on demo

5 days ago

Max Miller stuck on the ballot

5 days ago

Netanyahu says “no, fuck no” to Trump’s Hamas “peace plan”

5 days ago

Fox News reports WNBA controversy consuming Fox News

5 days ago

“Man, he’s destroying families”: Trump fanboy with fiancee in gulag

6 days ago

Strait closed until Orange Ayatollah agrees to demands: Iranians

6 days ago

Judge orders MAGA Virginians to re-rename Confederate schools

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Robber Barons praise their Orange Cash Cow

7 days ago

Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

7 days ago

Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

7 days ago

White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

7 days ago

July jobs report smashes expectations

1 week ago

Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

1 week ago

Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

1 week ago

Andy Ogles loses primary

1 week ago

Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

1 week ago

Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

1 week ago

“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

1 week ago

Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

1 week ago

Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

1 week ago

Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

1 week ago

Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

1 week ago

Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

1 week ago

Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

1 week ago

Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

1 week ago

DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

1 week ago

Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

1 week ago

Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x