That phat-ass cracka with the Orange glow, always rippin hillbillies for the last of they dough, now he be retainin Atlanta criminal defense lawyer Drew Findling cuz the DA’s investigation is about to blow. Checkit! This report coming fresh from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the-
Ah fuck that was lame. Anyway, Findling has been described as – no joke – a “witch doctor,” a “magician,” a “god in the streets,” and “the illest” from quotes in a 2018 New York Times profile for his representation of rappers Gucci Mane, Migos, 2 Chainz, Waka Flocka Flame, Young Thug and Gunna, and a whole bunch of other names our audience probably do not recognize. Well now he’s representing Trump in the Fulton County, Georgia DA’s investigation of the coup attempt. Do we really need to point out how this is kind of incongruous that a disgraced former President whose largely racist fanbase have nothing but antipathy toward Black rappers is nonetheless hiring the Atlanta scene’s favorite lawyer? That really going to mean anything this long after irony’s death?