"Obama did it too!" - National Zero

“President Barack Hussein Obama kept 33 million pages of documents, much of them classified. How many of them pertained to nuclear? Word is, lots!” says disgraced former President Trump in yet another statement claiming that he didn’t do anything wrong but not actually denying that he has classified government documents in a storage room at Mar-a-Lago.

SAG-AFTRA contract talks, late night shows to resume Monday

Impeachment inquiry memo lays out thin basis for investigation

WATCH LIVE: Special Trump Cult Rally-GOP Debate Double Header

They really can’t walk and chew gum at the same time

Dark Brandon-themed “BidenHQ” campaign account reactivated

Surprise! Chutkan denies Trump request to recuse

Four-time loser GOP House candidate indicted for fraud

Inmate P01135809 telling Georgia lawyers to figure out a way to get “11,780 votes” call to Raffensperger suppressed from evidence

Moscow Mitch staying out of the Menendez shitshow

Fox News lady concerned Biden dog might be on cocaine

Senate Dems need to move to expel Menendez right fucking now

“Art of The Deal” author shares his secrets to success

Jerkoff Congresswoman singles out trans official for defunding

Leader urges other, more competent leader to do the leading for him

Virginia GOP terrified over shutdown’s effect on voters

CLOSEOUT SALE! BIG SAVINGS! Get 60 PERCENT OFF all Fox News GOP debate commercial slots! Hurry, this deal won’t last!

FBI investigating if Egyptian intel linked to Menendez bribery

North Koreans to expel idiot US soldier

So obvious and disgusting

Democrats need to embrace the chaos

Gaetz makes performative move, asking that his salary be suspended if he forces the government to be shutdown

“If they can do this to me, they can do this to YOU!”

Senate passes bi-partisan budget deal as House on fire

Small town near border declares invasion, closes inbound roads

Comer’s EXPLOSIVE new Hunterghazi evidence sucks

New York judge sentences Trump Organization LLC to death

Kevin McCarthy suddenly now against Bob Menendez resigning after being reminded he didn’t cut George Santos loose

“The president is always out there negotiating“

Canadian House Speaker resigns after Nazi veteran salute fuckup

WATCH LIVE: Biden meets with UAW strikers in Detroit

COVID vax robozombie apocalypse set for October 4: QAnon fans

Tom Cotton uncalls on Menendez to resign

Dam breaks on Menendez with Senate Dems

JP Morgan to pay $75 million settlement to USVI in Epstein case

Non-union auto parts company says Wednesday Trump speech part of “employee engagement program centered on patriotism”

Fourth Dem Senator calls on Menendez to resign

Hunter Biden sues Rudy Giuliani and his ex-lawyer Robert Costello

“We killed Herman Cain”

“President Trump Has Not Intimidated Anyone”

“I have much higher standards in men,” Hutchinson about Gaetz

Surprise! “Highly politically engaged Republicans overwhelmingly favor” Electoral College, everyone else wants popular vote: survey

Cruz pitches idea that Dems going to ditch Biden for Michelle

Antarctic sea ice measured at record low

Catturd tragically alive and unharmed after swatting incident

Jonathan Turley testifying at first impeachment inquiry hearing, lol

Large-headed spokesman deletes tweet of Trump “buying” Glock

Conservative Tennessee talk radio host says he served as “observer” for sham election in Russian-occupied Ukraine

Mandarin Malefactor suggests ChiComs purposely unleashed COVID on the world because they “weren’t too happy” with him

Loyal bichon yips angrily in response owner’s command

Fetterman to return Menendez donation in cash-stuffed envelopes