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FBI rescues more than a hundred missing and sex trafficked minors while QAnon fans bitch and cry about FBI raiding Mar-a-Lago

“The FBI, working with its state and local partners during two weeks in August, identified and located 84 minor victims of child sex trafficking and child sexual exploitation offenses and located 37 actively missing children during a nationwide enforcement campaign, dubbed ‘Operation Cross Country.’ The FBI-led nationwide initiative focused on identifying and locating victims of sex trafficking and investigating and arresting individuals and criminal enterprises involved in both child sex and human trafficking,” says a Monday Justice Department Press release.

We already wrote basically the same article a few months ago about a different, similarly successful sweep by Homeland Security but we couldn’t leave this one alone given the MAGA-QAnon scumbags losing their fucking minds in reaction to their Orange Messiah’s lair getting raided by the FBI last week. Both of the two most prominent QAnon fans in Congress, Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Greene, called for the FBI to be defunded and Greene on Friday tried to file impeachment articles against Attorney General Merrick Garland. Former Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne said the FBI were looking for the incriminating evidence Trump had on them. And so on and so forth.

It says a lot about how fucked up the whole cult is that, aside from one questionable effort by a small Q-aligned group to intercept coyotes that could be trafficking kids across the border that there is nothing else done by Q fans even remotely close to within the scope of actually helping vulnerable children. You might think that QAnoners would be opening shelters for abused transient children, running “To Catch a Predator”-type vigilante stings to lure in scumbags, organizing search parties to respond when a child goes missing, whatever. To our knowledge there is nothing like that going on in the name of QAnonism. Instead they just jerk off on the internet, “baking” their theories, and just waiting for shit to happen and freak out when it doesn’t end up happening. They might as well be playing Super Mario Bros and saving Princess Peach from Bowser. It’s about as real and arguably more productive than playing “soldier” in Mike Flynn’s “digital army.”

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