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Why haven’t Republicans shut down the FBI yet? It’s been a week

It’s been a week since the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago, causing an explosion of anger among Republican voters demanding their party’s Senators, Congressmales, and Congressfemales do something about it immediately and yet the FBI is still in business. Look at their website, FBI.gov and not only is it still up, but it doesn’t say anything like “Due to overwhelming demand from Republican voters, we have decided to shut down, effective immediately. Please call the Department of Homeland Security at 1-800-DHS-4-USA if in need of federal law enforcement assistance.”

Republicans simply haven’t done shit about this other than go on Fox News and tell at the camera about what they’re going to do if their fans vote for them, which a classic bait-and-switch. “Oh vote for me and I’ll kick some serious FBI ass!” says Jim Jordan as if he isn’t already serving in Congress. What’s stopping him from kicking FBI ass right now? Probably too busy having intimate candlelight dinners with special interests and woke corporate donors. He’s a fraud and Republican voters see right through this. They’re not stupid. They know a liar when they see one.

Even worse is how getting involved in grassroots activism isn’t working out either, with one regular Joe Republican voter shot dead for trying to engage in legitimate discourse with the FBI and another facing years in federal prison for just exercising his right to free speech on Gab. Yet elected Republicans aren’t even offering up a supportive tweet, let alone working on getting people at the FBI fired or arrested for those incidents. Not even a word from Ted Cruz or Marjie Greene on that.

Where’s Durham? Why isn’t he doing anything? Brett Kavanaugh? Why won’t he throw Merrick Garland in jail for violating the Constitution? Why won’t Kevin McCarthy declare the FBI corrupt and leave the rest to other Republicans? When is Greg Abbott going to ban the FBI from Texas? When are these RINOs going to start taking real action to defend the American people from the FBI?

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