Wendy's lets E Coli win, removes lettuce from menu in Midwest

Fast food giant Wendy’s is surrendering to the E Coli bacteria unconditionally by removing potentially contaminated lettuce from its menu in Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, the AP reports.

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