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MAGA terrorists now threatening National Archives

The National Archives and Records Administration, a boring government agency most people didn’t even know existed, is now feeling the wrath of the MAGA cult after simply asking for disgraced former President Trump to give them the shit he stole that belongs in their storage, according to an agency-wide email obtained by the Washington Post. “NARA has received messages from the public accusing us of corruption and conspiring against the former President,” wrote acting archivist Debra Steidel Wall, who did not sign up for this kind of bullshit.

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