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MARSHALL BREAKS OWN RECORD WITH 2,147 LBS PUMPKIN, ALSO FORMER SOVIET PREMIER MIKHAIL GORBACHEV IS DEAD

HUGE news out of the Alaska State Fair! Reigning champ farmer Dale Marshall beat his own 2019 record 2,051 pounder with a 2,147 LBS WINNING PUMPKIN in the Midnight Sun Great Pumpkin Weigh-Off on Tuesday, AlaskasNewsSource.com reports. Holy jack-o-lantern that’s a big gourd!

Also the last Premier of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev died at age 91 on Tuesday, ABC News reports. Gorbachev had led some important political and economic reforms that signaled the end of the Eastern Bloc and… You guys gotta see this freaking pumpkin. They needed a special designed crane to pick it up from Marshall’s farm and take it to be weighed in at the State Fair. How the hell did he get it to be 500 lbs heavier than last year’s?!?! Look at this picture! Can you imagine how much pumpkin pie it could make? It would probably be the diameter of an above ground pool!

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