National Zero Off-Topic: Enough of this shit

The drama over "Don't Worry Darling" takes a weird new turn. https://t.co/6ywRQ9b3F8

— HuffPost (@HuffPost) September 6, 2022

Jesus freaking Christ enough with this fucking “Don’t Worry Darling” movie. National Zero is by no means averse to covering dumb shit no normal person should ever care about, but come on, how many fucking news stories do we need to see about the “behind the scenes drama” involving director Olivia Wilde and stars Harry Styles, Florence Pugh, and Chris Pine? This goddamned movie is seriously taking up more of our Twitter home feed than those assholes stealing voting equipment software from an election bureau in Georgia and that was covered by CNN, the Washington Post, and the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. Fine MSM, go ahead and report on Hollywood, the market for entertainment news is lucrative, but for the love of God just fucking stop with this stupid movie.

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