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What’s with this “THE FBI IS LEAKING STORIES” bullshit?

Between this one piece on fanboy site TownHall.com, Marco Rubio’s bitching on Wednesday claiming the FBI and DOJ are “selectively leaking” stories to the media about fat Donald’s theft of classified documents from the White House, and shitty unqualified Federal Judge Aileen Cannon’s ruling lamenting the “swirling allegations of bias and media leaks” that threatened her client politically, the MAGA Reich seems really unhappy the public is learning bits and pieces about the pretty grave crime against America their Orange God Emperor so carelessly committed.

Cry more, lol.

No doubt this impotent rage is flaring up again after on Tuesday the Washington Post reported that a little birdie told them Trump had been hanging on to documents detailing an unspecified foreign military’s nuclear weapons capabilities, so of course the MAGA kids would be upset over that.

What the fuck are they complaining about though? Seriously. This isn’t really that complicated. Trump’s team should by this point nearly 24 hours after that Post report have gone to the right wing media and leaked something of their own that exculpates Trump, like some kind of proof that he declassified that particular document or have their own source inside the Justice Department saying that story was all made up or something to counter this and get control of the narrative.

Not having some wiener propagandist write “This operation of damaging and most likely fake leaks to the press isn’t meant to inform the public. It’s intended to attack and smear the Democrats’ political enemies, and Trump is number one on that list. The nuclear secrets leak was facially untrue. It remains nauseatingly dubious, but after nearly a month of no truly damning developments against Trump – because there is none – the DOJ is trying to reboot the nuclear secrets lie.”

Jesus Christ, what an insufferable cunt this Matt Vespa guy is. Just paragraph after paragraph nauseating bitching and moaning. It’s too bad the chickenshits who run TownHall.com closed the comments to people who don’t want to pay $4.99 a month or whatever they’re charging to gate the site off from obnoxious Disqus libs who would viciously mock them for their victimhood.

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