Whoa, Trump's actually paying his newest lawyer with real money

Crazy shit here: Politico reports that disgraced former President Trump is actually has paid $3 million upfront his newest lawyer, former Florida Solicitor General Chris Kise to defend against both of the two major onongoing federal criminal investigations into him, AND it’s real money too, not like $3 million in commemorative Impeachment II Victory Special Collector’s Coins or Mega-MAGA-Millions x3000 matching limited time offer act now or whatever. AND unlike before, the money’s coming from donors to Trump’s “Save America” PAC and not from donations to the GOP that were supposed to be spent on trying to win actual political campaigns. That’s insane, right?

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