Full-time Trump minion and part-time right wing storybook author of the probably not-at-all-a-hit “The Plot Against The King” Kash Patel is back at it with a new sequel titled “The Plot Against The King: 2000 Mules.” Written in collaboration with fellow fascist Dinesh D’Souza, the book for children and is not to be confused with D’Souza’s similarly titled “2000 Mules,” which is for mental children.
“Kash Patel tells the fantastical story of how two inquisitive minds, Dinesh and Debbie, search for the truth and uncover evidence of a terrible scheme to elect Sleepy Joe instead of King Donald on Choosing Day. Come join Dinesh and Debbie as they try to answer some troubling questions: Why did the counting stop in the middle of the night? Why were there more votes than people in the Kingdom? And what is up with all the glowing poo?” says the promo page on publisher Brave Books.
At only $20, or $60 for a signed copy, it makes a great holiday gift if you hate your kids.