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Biden promises filibuster is history if Dems prevail in November

President Joe Biden on Friday said the Senate filibuster is toast if the Democrats win two more Senate seats in the Midterms, CNBC reports. He kind of left out the other piece of the puzzle, the equally crucial holding on to the House majority in the speech to the National Education Association in DC, but whatever. Anyone who pays attention to this shit knows Dems have to do it.

“If you give me two more senators in the United States Senate, I promise you, I promise you, we’re going to codify Roe and once again make Roe the law of the land,” said Biden. The power to get things done is in the hands of the American people, especially the women out there. I don’t think the MAGA Republicans have a clue about the power of American women. Let me tell you something: they’re about to find out,” thundered the ice cream-fueled Warlord of Democracy.

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