The Consumer Confidence index, a measure that Republicans use to get swing voters to correctly trust them on the economy, was rigged by the Biden Administration in September in order to deprive right wing politicians and influencers of a key talking point, ABC News reports.
Rising from 103.6 in August to 108 in September, a number increase evident to the vast majority of MAGA pundits who know that seems fake even if they otherwise don’t really know what it represents, they nevertheless will be able to say something like “CONman Biden really puts the CON in CONsumer CONfidence. These numbers are a total CON-job!” Jim Jordan or Charlie Kirk or Marjorie Taylor Greene will write on Twitter to show their fans how rigged the whole thing is. Even if it’s not true, no lib can prove otherwise, and therefore they will be massively owned. MAGA!
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