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Mastriano asking fans to fast for 40 days before election

QAnon dipshit Republican Pennsylvania governor candidate Doug Mastriano on Monday posted on Facebook a call for his fans to join him for “40 days of fasting and prayer” to get God to intercede “for our elections, our state, and our nation,” the Philadelphia Inquirer reports.

It’s not clear what God’s threshold is for intervening on Mastriano’s behalf in the election, if it’s a fixed number of fasting supporters of Mastriano required for His divine help in getting more people to vote for Doug, or if they need to be Pennsylvanians or if out-of-state fans qualify.

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