Fat former President Trump went on a Truth Social rampage over both of the legal setbacks he suffered Wednesday, first shrieking over the Washington Post’s damning report that an employee of his informed the FBI that the fat bastard had directed the employee to hide stolen documents sought by a subpoena, writing “There is no ‘crime’ having to do with the storage of documents at Mar-a-Lago, only in the minds of the Radical Left Lunatics who are destroying our Country, and were just forced by the Courts to give me back much of what they took (STOLE?) during their unprecedented and unnecessary break in of my home. The Clinton ‘Socks Case,’ which is law, says it all belongs to ‘the President,’ NO CRIME, and the Presidential Record Act is simple, ‘negotiate,’ and NO CRIME. These people are CRAZY!!!” along with a link to some shit about the “Socks case.”

Trump then posted a statement raging over a federal judge’s ruling that he would have to sit for a deposition next week in the defamation lawsuit brought by rape accuser E Jean Carroll, in which he wrote “This ‘Ms. Bergdorf Goodman’ case is a complete con job, and Our legal system in this Country, but especially in New York State (just look at Peekaboo James), is a broken disgrace,” and we’ll note that “Peekaboo” sounds a little more than vaguely racist because of a similar word.

“I don’t know this woman, have no idea who she is, other than it seems she got a picture of me many years ago, with her husband, shaking my hand on a reception line at a celebrity charity event” Trump continued “And, while I am not supposed to say it, I will. This woman is not my type!”

Trump includes a photo of Carroll to underscore his point that she’s “not his type,” which, no shit, of course she is not his type, she’s 78 years old, now in 2022 at her current age.

Here’s a video of Carroll in 1995, the year the alleged rape took place. Not for nothing but she sure looks like Donald’s type if unusually mature for him given the slightly negative age difference.