Facing a legal ethics prosecution in DC for his “Stop the Steal” fuckery, shitbrained former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani has roped in an all-star cast of MAGA conspiracy theorists to testify as to why he was right to pursue “election irregularities” in 2020 even though he lost every single case.
Among them are Russell Ramsland, the dumbass who got Michigan confused with Minnesota in his ‘research’ on Dominion which he included in an affidavit submitted to multiple courts hearing Trump 2020 campaign cases, former Army Colonel Phil Waldron, who drafted Trump’s insane “seize the voting machines” executive order, Shiva Ayyadurai, an engineer who claims to have invented email and was a driving force behind the failed Maricopa county “audit” clusterfuck, Republican Pennsylvania gov candidate Doug Mastriano, former Florida AG Pam Bondi, Trump lawyers Cristina Bobb and Jenna Ellis, Kristi Noem-fucking sleazebag Corey Lewandowski, mental patient Peter Navarro, and other assorted assholes apparently willing to step up and vouch for Mayor Melty-hair.
It’s not clear what the strategy is for Rudy’s defense here. Of course they’re going to replay their greatest hits in debunked MAGA bullshit, but the question is whether they’re going to present it as if it were 100% factually true or if they’ll try to couch it in “Well Rudy was working hard for his client and actually sincerely believed that the Italian satellites hacked the voting machines via Chinese thermostats and all sorts of other fantasies so he was actually doing his job when he disgraced the legal profession with his behavior, so you should give him his license back.”